What if you had a beard just the right mix of masculine and non-threatening that a girl touched it and then she died?

Hipster Potter and the Philosophers Stoned
Hipster Potter and the Chamber of Underground Music
Hipster Potter and the Prisoner of Upper-Middle Class White America
Hipster Potter and the Goblet of PBR
Hipster Potter and the Order of the Flannel
Hipster Potter and the Half-Snorted Line
Hipster Potter and the You’ve Probably Never Heard of It
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